Juniper
My neighbour who rents the house next to mine has been torturing me and the other neighbours for months on end with her two yappy poodles who bark for no good reason most of the time. Toy dogs are a handful especially if the owner is incapable or refuses to discipline them, not even something as simple as getting them to stop barking when others are sleeping. So here’s a “Bark Around The Clock” song improvised from Bill Haley & The Comets “Rock Around The Clock”.
One, two, three o’clock, four o’clock bark
Five, six, seven o’clock, eight o’clock bark.
Nine, ten, eleven o’clock, twelve o’clock bark
We’re gonna bark around the clock tonight.
When the woman walks past with her dog
We’ll have some fun when the clock strikes one.
We’re gonna bark around the clock tonight
We’re gonna bark, bark, bark, ’till broad daylight
We’re gonna bark, we’re gonna bark around the clock tonight.
When the clock strikes two, three and four
If the cat walks past, we’ll bark for more.
We’re gonna bark around the clock tonight
We’re gonna bark, bark, bark, ’till broad daylight
We’re gonna bark around the clock tonight.
When the chimes ring five, six, and seven
We’ll be right in seventh heaven.
We’re gonna bark around the clock tonight
We’re gonna bark, bark, bark, ’till broad daylight
We’re gonna bark, we’re gonna bark around the clock tonight.
Oh, when it’s eight, nine, ten, eleven too
We’ll be goin’ strong and so will you.
We’re gonna bark around the clock tonight
We’re gonna bark, bark, bark, ’till broad daylight
We’re gonna bark, we’re gonna bark around the clock tonight.
When the clock strikes twelve, we’ll cool off then
Start barkin’ round the clock again.
We’re gonna bark around the clock tonight
We’re gonna bark, bark, bark, ’till broad daylight
We’re gonna bark, we’re gonna bark around the clock tonight.
